Blogging is a lifestyle (aka, Don't worry, I'll waste my life here)

Many of my fellow bloggers have expressed concern as to whether I will continue to post on my new site. Perhaps they feel I do not have sufficient garbage to fill post after post. Or perhaps they think I have a life that will keep me away from my blog.

If you thought either of these two things, you must not know much about me, or about blogging. Trust me, I have as much garbage as anyone, and I have as boring a life as many of you. In addition, the beauty of blogging is that once you run out of stuff to talk about, you can bring up some mundane event in your life, or perhaps a chance encounter, and completely play it up to the point it seems almost interesting. I plan on implementing these successful blog techniques.

For example, on my ride home from work last night I saw two hookers walking down the street. While that may not seem that interesting to some, it was made much better by the fact that their pimp was walking only about 15 feet behind them, the pimp was even sporting a cowboy hat.

Now, I would like to wax philosophic about pimps in cowboy hats. Small brimmed cowboy hats are the pimp's second favorite hat. Why is that? I believe that such cowboy hats represent the freedom of the open range and the opportunity of the old west. It provides a beautiful juxtaposition with the despair and captivity of the world's oldest profession. I believe I saw those hookers and that pimp for a reason, to change the world by posting about it. As I improve my blogging technique maybe I will post a picture of said hookers for your enjoyment.

Until then, enjoy your garbage!